First they came for the misogynists, and I can’t understand why everyone doesn’t love women, I mean, I do!
Then they came for the animal abusers, and that’s just reprehensible. There’s no torture too harsh for those monsters.
Then they came for the traffickers in women, exploiters of female sexuality, who ought to be boiled in oil at the least.
Then they came for the drunk drivers, who are so foolhardy and hateful that they drive while under the influence according to the legal limit, which is entirely too high.
Then they came for the pornographers, and those awful people have no idea of what damage they wreak, so good riddance.
Then they came for the rapists, because if there’s sex and it doesn’t feel good to a woman, before, during, or forty years later, that’s a crime, so throw the book at them.
Then they came for the sexists, because a woman can do anything, how dare anyone bully her or tell her differently.
Then they came for the homo/transphobes who are just like everyone else and so those haters ought to be locked up and raped. That will teach them.
Then they came for the racists who don’t deserve to live, those haters. They need to learn to love everyone, like I do!
Then they came for the gun nuts who don’t understand that the Second Amendment was for benefit of the government, you know, the good guys, not the bad guys! Gee. Everyone knows that!
Then they came for the climate deniers, who obviously hate the earth, and just want to drive around in their gas guzzlers in order to kill us all, so, let’s kill them first.
Then they came for the smokers, who are hurting themselves, hurting everyone else, and are ignorant and stupid. They ought to mellow out and smoke pot instead, or eat healthy snacks.
Finally, then, we can have a perfect utopia, consisting entirely of 10-year old girls!
And they all lived happily ever after.