Even Numbers are Good

First there was 1, and then there was 2.

Obviously, 1 was a terrible mistake.

Even numbers are so much better than odd numbers. Even numbers can be divided peaceably whereas odd numbers are difficult. To divide an odd number, either it must be divided by another odd number or, worse, it must be violently exploded into fractions. Therefore, we must eradicate odd numbers for a more peaceful world.

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