Man Up, Scum!

I just made that title to piss you off because you’re so beautiful when you’re angry.

What is in the water these days? Has the modern man simply given up and decided, “what the heck, if I can’t beat them, join them?”

My sense is that the power of Feminist shaming cannot be denied. Men have been shamed right out of their testicles. How convenient. That will make them far more manageable to the police state.

On the other hand, perhaps modern men are in stealth mode and know better than to show their flags in public. After all, we are currently under siege. There’s no reason for a modern man to risk showing that he has not yet been physically and psychologically castrated because otherwise he may well soon be.

Men? I love you. I’ll go fight in your stead. If you like what I have to say, please show your appreciation by roughing me up in private. Your secret is safe with me.

In Defense of “Real Men”

Encore and update by special request.

I am familiar with the argument against the meme. It is a good one. Here it is: http://www.avoiceformen.com/men/mens-issues/what-is-a-real-man/.

Too bad for me that I had already written a song with the meme and posted it on FetLife. Here are the lyrics:

A Real Man

I like a real man
strong and lean
sharp and decisive and
a little bit mean

I like a real man
one who owns his own tools
self educated
makes his own rules

I like a real man
not afraid of the sun
smokes, eats red meat
owns his own gun

I like a real man
with no apology
to girls who like the sensitive kind
[one two three four]
that’s more real men for me

I like a real man
who likes to play rough
Ooh I like his smell
I can’t get enough

I like the feel of his beard
in my face
I like it when he puts me
in my place

I like a real man
strong and lean
sharp and decisive and
a little bit mean

I like a real man
one who owns his own tools
self educated
makes his own rules

I like a real man
not afraid of the sun
smokes, eats red meat
owns his own gun

I like a real man
with no apology
to girls who like the sensitive kind
[one two three four]
that’s more real men for me

Copyright Caprizchka 2012

Here’s what it sounds like:

A Real Man

Imagine my surprise when a MGTOW complained about it. When I tried to dialog with him, he sniffed and flounced.

So here’s my conclusion:

I understand that some men are offended by the phrase, “real man”. I understand the argument and of course it’s valid, but then again, I support men’s use of all sorts of descriptive adjectives to attach to women, some of which terms actually compare women to fruits! The nerve! Objectifying us like some juicy peach. Or making us carry glasses and stuff. Oh the degradation. Or predicaments. Or gagging on cock like the filthy slut we may be. It’s so terrible. Really.

Seriously. Politically-correct speech isn’t nearly as fun as it’s supposed to be.

The Importance of Cat Subsidies

Owning cats is a fundamental right that taxpayers should subsidize. Interfering with the needs of cat owners to have as many cats as they want is an invasion of privacy. Kittens need lots of love and care, food, entertainment, and places to play and they’re adorable to boot. It is in the interest of the taxpayers to see to it that all of these needs are met by ensuring that disadvantaged cat owners receive a subsidy and that government paid cat sitting services are available to all.

However, people who give away cats to others shouldn’t be given a pass. These cat givers actually come to people’s homes bearing boxes of these cuddly and adorable creatures. Naturally, prospective cat owners are unable to resist and are therefore compelled to take these cats for their own. Some cat givers even abandon these cats in baskets on doorsteps! There was never a worse criminal.

These deadbeat cat givers must be hounded to the ends of the earth to ensure that they are paying for the upkeep of all cats that they give away including the needs and comfort of the cat owner. Some cat givers are so irresponsible as to give multiple cats to many different cat lovers! We must therefore monitor these criminals to the full extent of the law! Their bank accounts, spending habits, salaries, internet activity, associations, and voting habits must be scrutinized for every possible hint that they are earning any money whatsoever. Only by imprisoning, impoverishing, or driving them to suicide can we ensure their cessation of this dreadful, filthy habit.

Whereas requiring sterilization of cats or requiring a limit on how many cats a cat owner can have or a cat giver can give would be the height of government intrusion.

Think of all the good that these cats do! Why they give worth and purpose to people’s lives! Moreover, some of them even eat mice; although of course, that is cat abuse, particularly when the government should be paying for their food and thereby give these cats no need to stoop to the indignity of mice eating.

Of course preventative measures are also called for. Potential cat givers must be educated as children to see the errors of their ways, shamed until they have no desire to give away cats to anyone, or they die laughing from the bitter irony of it all. Cat owners, on the other hand, are utterly without fault and to trouble them in any way could even have the unfortunate effect of causing them to be less than affectionate to their cats, turn away new cats, or become cat givers themselves!

Ensuring that there are always plenty of cats being bred also performs three very important services in the interest of the taxpayers: 1) The culling of excess wild birds and lizards; 2) Ensuring that coyotes are well fed; 3) Perpetuating insanity.

Some MGTOWs Need To Own Their Own Shit

First of all, I have nothing against MGTOWs, or monks, nuns, whatever. Go your own way! You’re better off and we’re all better off. If you don’t need sex, women, men, or others, then you’re way ahead of the game. My hat is off to you! (My panties, on the other hand, remain on.)

But this video by someone who calls himself “Devlan TheComic” although he is not funny (just like a feminist, normally, is also not funny), needed a comment from Caprizchka and here it is:

I’m not here to defend American Women or Western Women in general. I am appalled by feminism and its effects. However, after reviewing this video there’s something that needs to be said. While you were renting a room from your “better man than I am” buddy and you were fucking a hot Jamaican woman who was really put together, why didn’t you offer your best buddy a piece of your whore/slut/whatever who doesn’t mind when the neighbors hear her moan? Or didn’t you feel that his generosity in renting a room to you and otherwise exposing his sorry marriage to your critique warranted such a gift? Or maybe she wasn’t a whore but rather you were the one pulling the wool over her eyes pretending to be someone you’re not? Or was it a mercy fuck? Whereas now, on the other hand, you’re just not as hot or otherwise seeming to promise something worthwhile so as to attract such a hot momma without a token of your sincerity known as a drink? I can hear it in your voice, you’re already emasculated, and therefore, the difference between you and a whiny, ugly, poor, old, fat feminist is what exactly? Meanwhile, MGTOW is obviously the right choice for you and many men, and I applaud that choice. However, methinks that you and your buddies have been making some pretty lousy choices in women yourselves–overlooking generous, non-breeder sluts because you’re too good for them and instead going with the program by choosing women who find money and children to be more valuable than great sex and who get their values from television. What does that say about you? What it says to me is that by all means get your shit together and go your own way while meanwhile the generous sluts you disdain are going to be all over the “assholes” who don’t rent their rooms out to disloyal buddies.

About Caprizchka

Updated: June 9, 2015

Caprizchka is the author of the autobiographical cookbook, Nourishing the Predator: Recipes to Preserve and Enhance Virility in the Dominant American Male, 2012 Lulu Press (available at online booksellers worldwide).

The book was written in service to the love of her life now deceased.

She resides in Southwest Florida and is available for engagements large and small provided that she is allowed to smoke her cigars, while seated, and reasonably protected from the elements while doing so, should the desire to smoke arise.

She can also be contacted for consultations of various sorts by persons capable of seeing to their own privacy on FetLife.

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Harvard PhD student finds a correlation between race and IQ. Harvard students says even if it’s true, it shouldn’t be a topic of research. Everybody is wrong.

Harvard PhD student finds a correlation between race and IQ. Harvard students says even if it’s true, it shouldn’t be a topic of research. Everybody is wrong..

Judgy Bitch, you are brilliant! You have also perhaps coincidentally confirmed the research and conclusions of Dr. Weston A. Price, DDS.  Liberals, feminists, and career academics are always looking for reasons to justify their own privilege while couching it in the supposedly “politically-correct” language of “science” or “Darwinism”.

The way I see it, pretty much all of our social ills are caused more by poverty than the politically-motivated swill that passes for “science” these days promoted by overgrown adolescents who want to stay and play in their ivory towers forever.

Of course, actually looking at the mathematical facts of life including war and imperialism would be too icky and gross when all we really need to do is to “educate” the world to all accept the same world view…blah…blah…blah. To me that is just trying to squash Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs to a pancake (with a needle of authoritarian corporate/government partnership overseeing it all…or at least pouring on the syrup).

Update: Looks like Judgy Bitch is smarter than this contributor to the New York Times: http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/21/your-fate-thank-your-ancestors/